In the United States of America, this lovely couple is Cara and Jeffrey T. Canon. She is a neighborhood girl, and he is a nice guy with a fondness for the St. Louis Cardinals. Together, they founded a hardworking company called ProEnergy. They are good, God-fearing, tax-paying Americans… Translation: these two so-called “white trash” have made a fortune by helping the bolichicos of Derwick Associates profit from Venezuela’s energy crisis. They’ve siphoned hundreds of millions of dollars in the process. The day a semblance of democracy and rule of law returns to Venezuela, these two should be the first names on an international asset tracking campaign and lawsuits to recover stolen public funds. The Canons have an office in Caracas and have been key partners of Derwick Associates since 2009.